Congratulations, Jackass. You ate fire. |
Feed 'em Dogpoop Swimming in Hot Sauce! They Won't Know the Difference.
Allen's "Sacred Art of P-ssy Worship": Sexology or Subterfuge?
An Introduction to Ms. Juliet Allen for "Women's Supremacy" readers
by Joan E Thurman
by Joan E Thurman
Meet Juliet Allen, a sexologist from down under--Australia--making great strides in dignifying the irresistible allure of being sexually active for the educated gentlewomen who hasn't the time to deny her personal appetites or impose upon their potential mates the strict discipline I recommended to make them women's humble servants. My personal approach focuses on gaining complete control over a potential male partner.
But not every cosmopolitan female is interested in using men as God created them to be used, as providers of material security, emotional obedience, and sexual slavery that must be their natural role for a dynasty family to bloom. I freely admit that a pushover is not every woman's cup of tea. Still, I cannot help but note a variety of latent desire for dominance in of Ms. Allen's philosophy . E.g., I excerpt here from her "Guide . . . P-ssy Worship." Can you feel her yearning for female power in her introduction? Heaven knows we deserve it:
Joan E: Hold Out for the Best Offer, Sister!
by Joan E Thurman
Sure, sex is great, but there are ways to get it that don't ruin your prospects for a wealthy husband. |
2020. S-E-X too often results in besmirched status for college women (and graduates) if given too freely. Yet females as well as males struggle with libidinal stirrings. If you absolutely need to satisfy your physical urges, do it yourself. Before running the risk of a lifelong STD, pregnancy--or the paradox of being labeled a 'skank' or 'slut', by the same guy who was so charming the night before--think!!
Ris Puddic forto Svellan Gudrun
When some single working women of the 21st-century come home at the end of the day, they come to an empty space. She never was the type to take whatever she could get, so now she makes whatever she gets for herself.
Presently she takes comfort. A bowl of rice pudding ringed with cherries waits for her in the coolest place she knows. She does not gobble it down. Instead, she licks each dip of pudding from the spoon, first back and then front, languorously, until the metal shines.
Joan E knows a secret ingredient that you may want to add--to cure your loneliness. If you figure it out, use it carefully.
Joan E knows a secret ingredient that you may want to add--to cure your loneliness. If you figure it out, use it carefully.
My Message to Sisters: Men Are Whores!
Me llamo Joan E. No soy una puta. Los hombres son los putos.
By Joan E Thurman
A truth for sisters, mothers. aunts, nieces, daughters and women and girls everywhere
My name is Joan E Thurman. I had a typical American girlhood. I made a lot of mistakes. My later, more successful experiences in the kitchen--and also, wrestling in the backseats of cars--may help you avoid bad choices.
Killing the Prick with Hammy, Mammy
How's your love-life, Married Woman? |
Humor by Joan E Thurman
2020-06-06. Girlfriends, have you ever seen, heard, and smelt a truckload of pigs on their way to the house of slaughter?--a hundred unwashed swine packed closely together, squealing and incontinent from terror, their pink noses poking through bars of a death-wagon--driven by a grinning, drooling human male who watches in his rear-view mirror laughing his head off at your reaction to the atrocious reek as he s-l-o-w-l-y passes your open convertible.
Putting Your Mother-in-Law Back in the Bumpkin Batch
Ho no mo
Joan E Thurman's View of Caveman-style Objectification!
The next time someone calls you "ho" or "bitch" or "stupid cunt" you may want to think twice about whether it is worthwhile to continue a relationship with that disrespectful person. Here's a place to discuss the issue with friends:
Ho'NoMo
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