Killing the Prick with Hammy, Mammy

How's your love-life, Married Woman? 

Humor by Joan E Thurman

2020-06-06. Girlfriends, have you ever seen, heard, and smelt a truckload of pigs on their way to the house of slaughter?--a hundred unwashed swine packed closely together, squealing and incontinent from terror, their pink noses poking through bars of a death-wagon--driven by a grinning, drooling human male who watches in his rear-view mirror laughing his head off at your reaction to the atrocious reek as he s-l-o-w-l-y passes your open convertible.

Putting Your Mother-in-Law Back in the Bumpkin Batch

by Joan E Thurman

2020-9-1. Sooner or later, it comes to down to this, Sisters. During the courting phase of your husband hunt, it will become necessary that you, the prospective wife of a well-favored rich male, demonstrate to his mother and assembled family--that you not only are the most attractive, smartest woman that her son has ever fallen in love with, but also that you are a fine patissier and exceedingly gracious too. A patissier is a baker of unparalleled skill. 

Ho no mo

Joan E Thurman's View of Caveman-style Objectification!

The next time someone calls you "ho" or "bitch" or "stupid cunt" you may want to think twice about whether it is worthwhile to continue a relationship with that disrespectful person. Here's a place to discuss the issue with friends:

Ho'NoMo

Halting Sexual Predation of Women: 3 Stories from Joan E Thurman

by Joan E Thurman (shocking but effective)

Hey big boys!

2019-3-1 To attract the interest of the opposite sex, all a woman need do is place a finger in her mouth. In my latest banner above, I am doing just that. Although I admit the photo was staged, in the real world I might have been licking the herbs, spice, and greasy remnants of the Colonel's secret recipe from my sticky fingers. 

I was observed with my finger in my mouth today--by several cat-calling men, as I walked the short distance to retrieve my classic XKE from a mechanic's garage. You see, as I walked, I was dislodging bits of the hors d'oeuvres served at our company's regular Wednesday afternoon Board Meeting. We always have wine, too, but my glass of iced Dom Perignon hurt like hell.

I had lost a tooth-filing at breakfast. As the day progressed, so did my dental pain. The gaggle of goons thought I was enacting a seductive pose for their benefit. I was picking my teeth. First thing in the morning my new dentist, will correct it.

Women Must Fight Male Violence with Weapons Made Just for Them

by Joan E Thurman

December 18, 2020. In the final analysis, there is only one way for a woman to defend herself against a man intent upon harassment, humiliation, and acts of sex forced upon her by bad men and gangs of men. These kinds of hooligans haven't progressed much beyond the stone age, and for these obnoxious boors the only way is to fight fire with fire. Although I swore I'd never do it, I have long been carrying various weapons of self defense that are easily concealed, non-lethal, and allow a girl sufficient time to get help.

2020 to Usher in Rapture

Commonly Asked Questions:

Answered by Joan E Thurman, Female Supremacist

• Will Lucy the elephant of Edmonton signal the coming Ascent of Woman and the end of human male exploitation of genders different from their own? ?

Yes, when the men conspiring to deprive Lucy of a longer and better adjusted life of  warmth and freedom are commanded by Queen Elizabeth to relinquish their control of Lucy, and allow 90-something game show animal activist Bob Barker handle her retirement, repature among humans will spontaneously begin, depriving the earth of  some 880,000 chosen people until the removal of their 7 billion sisters and brothers--described in Revelation. Following the dramatic adjustment, G-d will return those enraptured to earth to seed and cultivate a desired paradise on earth. Leadership will be exclusively female.

First Date Strategy: Chix Flix, Snack Mix, and Martinis Reveal His Character

by Joan E Thurman

2019-01-30 It's the first time you've invited him up to your place for an evening alone together, just you and him. Tonight you'll get a good long look at the real man. Is he secure enough in his manhood to let go of the NFL for a while, and participate in the civilized things you treasure?

Barbeque Sauce with Cloven Kick

by Joan E Thurman

2018-07-04. Joan E has mixed feelings about giving away her marketing vision for the next generation of outdoor cooking-sauce products; but as long as it is adapted by a sister with some smarts, who develops Joan E's idea, she will be alright with it--heck, she'll be happy for you, Girlfriend!