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Halting Sexual Predation of Women: 3 Stories from Joan E Thurman

by Joan E Thurman (shocking but effective)

Hey big boys!

2019-3-1 To attract the interest of the opposite sex, all a woman need do is place a finger in her mouth. In my latest banner above, I am doing just that. Although I admit the photo was staged, in the real world I might have been licking the herbs, spice, and greasy remnants of the Colonel's secret recipe from my sticky fingers.

I was observed with my finger in my mouth today--by several cat-calling men, as I walked the short distance to retrieve my classic XKE from a mechanic's garage. You see, as I walked, I was dislodging bits of the hors d'oeuvres served at our company's regular Wednesday afternoon Board Meeting. We always have wine, too, but my glass of iced Dom Perignon hurt like hell.

I had lost a tooth-filing at breakfast. As the day progressed, so did my dental pain. The gaggle of goons thought I was enacting a seductive pose for their benefit. I was picking my teeth. First thing in the morning my new dentist, will correct it.

Women Must Fight Male Violence with Weapons Made Just for Them

by Joan E Thurman

December 18, 2020. In the final analysis, there is only one way for a woman to defend herself against a man intent upon harassment, humiliation, and acts of sex forced upon her by bad men and gangs of men. These kinds of hooligans haven't progressed much beyond the stone age, and for these obnoxious boors the only way is to fight fire with fire. Although I swore I'd never do it, I have long been carrying various weapons of self defense that are easily concealed, non-lethal, and allow a girl sufficient time to get help.

2020 to Usher in Rapture

Commonly Asked Questions:

Answered by Joan E Thurman, Female Supremacist

Will Lucy the elephant of Edmonton signal the coming Ascent of Woman and the end of human male exploitation of genders different from their own? ?

Yes, when the men conspiring to deprive Lucy of a longer and better adjusted life of warmth and freedom are commanded by Queen Elizabeth to relinquish their control of Lucy, and allow 90-something game show animal activist Bob Barker handle her retirement, repature among humans will spontaneously begin, depriving the earth of some 880,000 chosen people until the removal of their 7 billion sisters and brothers--described in Revelation. Following the dramatic adjustment, G-d will return those enraptured to earth to seed and cultivate a desired paradise on earth. Leadership will be exclusively female.

First Date Strategy: Chix Flix, Snack Mix, and Martinis Reveal His Character

by Joan E Thurman

2019-01-30 It's the first time you've invited him up to your place for an evening alone together, just you and him. Tonight you'll get a good long look at the real man. Is he secure enough in his manhood to let go of the NFL for a while, and participate in the civilized things you treasure?

by Joan E Thurman

2018-07-04. Joan E has mixed feelings about giving away her marketing vision for the next generation of outdoor cooking-sauce products; but as long as it is adapted by a sister with some smarts, who develops Joan E's idea, she will be alright with it--heck, she'll be happy for you, Girlfriend!

Is A Solitary Female Member of a Different Species Held Captive Against Both Law and Nature Worth a 2nd Thought?

In 2009 animal activist Bob Barker tried to purchase and retire the long-solitary star of a

radically off-climate zoo in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada--a female named Lucy.

Malignant Narcissism: Trending or Ending?

by Tommy George

with thanks to Joan E

Let me first apologize to Joan E for posting such blatant self-promotion on her very integritous site. However, I believe that although I am trying to use Malignant Narcissism as a platform from which to dive into the pool of America's published authors, the theme I choose to write about hs probably touched many of Joan E's readers. Men tend to be pushy and self-interested and learning to recognize the truly malignant among them will serve any true-hearted woman well. Chance are you already know a malignant narcissist.

Castrate Rapists!

by Joan E Thurman,
Woman's Supremacist and High Priestess

Hand to the Rapist
His Own Testes

I agree with scriptural protocol that any male human who fails to obey the practice of husbandry as dictated by angelic powers in the scriptures of the Gospel of Mary Magdalene should be be flogged, castrated, and handed his own testicles. Until men learn the natural intention of procreation, they must have the fear of the Goddesshead instilled in them should they run amok.

It may seem draconian, but men must be taught their place in the natural order of the sexes by whatever means are required. Too much testosterone spoils the male; rape is the work of the same malevolent forces which nearly drove humanity to extinction.

Training a Young, Affluent Man to Be an Obedient Husband

by Joan E Thurman (now with fewer explicit sexual references!)

2018-09-15. My name is Joan E Thurman. I had a typical American girlhood, and freely confess that like many of my readers, I made mistakes. I learned much from my experiences, like wrestling in the backseats of cars with boys intent upon abusing my womanhood, yet willing to give nothing in return for those most valuable of commodities, love and affection. I learned much from my backseat misadventures with untrained boys . . . about rats.

Oh baby! I will love you tonight and forever. Just give it up!

by Joan E Thurman
November 15, 2017. Fairland, OK. Joan E was surprised to run across Calloween Weevo, an old classmate of Joan e's in Mortuary Sciences 101, featured in a video by Dead wyreS. Joan E's opinion is that the video and song do not further the cause of Women's Supremacy, but what do you think? Inquiring dummies want to know. Your comments would be appreciated.