My Message to Sisters: Men Are Whores!

Me llamo Joan E. No soy una puta. Los hombres son los putos.

By Joan E Thurman

A truth for sisters, mothers. aunts, nieces, daughters and women and girls everywhere

These women would not be selling sex
if men were not buying it.

My name is Joan E Thurman. I had a typical American girlhood. I made a lot of mistakes. My later, more successful experiences in the kitchen--and also, wrestling in the backseats of cars--may help you avoid bad choices.

Killing the Prick with Hammy, Mammy

How's your love-life, Married Woman? 

Humor by Joan E Thurman

2020-06-06. Girlfriends, have you ever seen, heard, and smelt a truckload of pigs on their way to the house of slaughter?--a hundred unwashed swine packed closely together, squealing and incontinent from terror, their pink noses poking through bars of a death-wagon--driven by a grinning, drooling human male who watches in his rear-view mirror laughing his head off at your reaction to the atrocious reek as he s-l-o-w-l-y passes your open convertible.

Putting Your Mother-in-Law Back in the Bumpkin Batch

by Joan E Thurman

2020-9-1. Sooner or later, it comes to down to this, Sisters. During the courting phase of your husband hunt, it will become necessary that you, the prospective wife of a well-favored rich male, demonstrate to his mother and assembled family--that you not only are the most attractive, smartest woman that her son has ever fallen in love with, but also that you are a fine patissier and exceedingly gracious too. A patissier is a baker of unparalleled skill. 

Ho no mo

Joan E Thurman's View of Caveman-style Objectification!

The next time someone calls you "ho" or "bitch" or "stupid cunt" you may want to think twice about whether it is worthwhile to continue a relationship with that disrespectful person. Here's a place to discuss the issue with friends:

Ho'NoMo