interdimensional memorandum
to: small-c crystal, who begat the small-c preference:from: lazarus, rudely awakened from his umpteenth dream of death.
aahhhhhemmmmmm
god roundly condemns such immodest practices
as those, small-c, he has noted in thee.
he went so far as to dictate a passage,
"girls should leave off theory when they pass girlhood.
when my boys need missals, theory fails in womanhood. . .
