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Chickens Can't Be Alonee in Chicken Cannoloni


by Joan E Thurman
9 November 2018


Joan E asks: 

Have you ever seen how a factory chicken lives and dies?

Gustasus similis pullus
When the Colonel says "We do chicken right!" What he really means is "Our chickens have no rights!" These flightless birds spend their entire lifetime in a cage, immobilized, stuffed with chickenfeed, and shat upon by the upper tier chickens. Then they are murdered, dismembered, deep fried, and devoured; their gnawed bones discarded without a cry, without a prayer, with no betrayal of despair--only a finger-licked memory. 


First Order of Business: Man-Size Chicken Coops!

Luckily, we human "chicks" can think, act, and fight against those who be colonels over us, even kill for the right to exercise our Goddess-given supremacy over men. Let them sit in a cage eating chicken feed, for the male is the true bird-brain behind countless atrocities dished out with nary a tear.


Joan E asks: 

Suggestable girls of the millennial generation has been brainwashed by Media, peers, and the opposite sex into conforming to TV's view of what real femininity is all about?--er, if you know what I mean, Baby Doll. Have you noted the intelligence she abandons for boys' attention, and the integritous independence she devalues to to attract college boys' warped mating protocol? Hooking up?How she buys into lies, is often left holding the baby in a single-mom bag, but sometimes, acquires a bit of wisdom--not long before she dies?


Puella non compos mentos
(Legal term: jail bait, creepos)



Do you think that if she could hear the boys' locker room talk about a slutty,  freaky chick that would do them right in the boys locker room?--would she feel like she's growing into a real woman? When for infatuatio she learns to ape the porno whorest--open their throats like pathetic sword swallowers, gapes her rectum to the point of prolapse, and then surrenders her purse to these arrogant young hoodlums--does she feel proud that she succeeded? Do you feel proud that she may have learned it from you? Were you too cool a mom to warn her about the age-old sexploitation of women?



Sometimes the whole business, including too much of my own experience, makes me feel sick for being such a sucker. Girls, women, mothers, sisters, aunts, grandmas, nuns and witches! Sometimes Joan E thinks we are all a bunch of the colonel's chickens. Let's tear down these cages and prove our supremacy!



Not Like This
I guess that's why they call crack-whores "chicken heads." Do you know where your daughter is? Anyway, let me not stray too far from today's gourmet recipe:
Chicken Dontwannabealone
(Canneloni)
Ingredients:
  • 3/4 cups celery--thinly sliced
  • 1/2 cup carrots--thinly sliced
  • 1/2 cup fresh mushrooms
  • 1 small onion--thinly sliced
  • 1 clove garlic--minced
  • 8 oz tomato sauce
  • 8 oz tomatoes undrained
  • 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 3 Boneless Chicken Breasts
  • 1/2 cup Ricotta cheese
  • 3 tbsp grated Parmesan cheese
  • 1 tbsp chopped green onion
  • 1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning
  • pepper to taste
  • 1/4 pound Mozzarella cut into thin strips

To Prepare:

Saute the fresh vegetables in a bit of oil or butter until they are tender.

Cut up the tomatoes, but do not discard the juice. Add the tomatoes, Italian seasoning, and sugar to the vegetables and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce the heat, and simmer uncovered over low heat for 20 minutes. Place the boned chicken breasts between two sheets of plastic wrap and pound them flat, to a 1/4" thickness. Once flattened, cut each breast into two pieces. Combine the Parmesan and the Ricotta cheeses, chopped green onion, and seasoning into a smooth mixture. Onto each flattened half-breast, spoon 1 1/2 tablespoons of the cheese mixture. Roll up the chicken like a burrito. Place the pieces with the seam-side down into an 8" x 8" baking pan. Pour the sauce over the chicken rolls. Bake the dish covered for 30 -40 minutes in a 375 Degree oven. The chicken should be tender. Remove the pan from the oven, and arrange the Mozzarella strips atop the dish in a lattice design. Bake the dish for an additional 5 minutes.

To serve this dish with unforgettable panache, dump the scalding contents directly onto the table and let the men eat with their hands. Women, use knives and forks, but eat together far away from your inferiors.



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